Bravo. They actually managed to make a good January Horror movie for once. It’s about time time that happened. I don’t know what it is, but that month for some … Continue Reading Underwater – I Love Moonpies
Yea, the first 5 minutes pretty much explained what everything else was gonna be like. A frightening cringe-fest of ugly CGI effects making ear-piercing musical vocal tones. Summary Cats (2019) … Continue Reading Cats – Cat Got Your Tongue?
I also wouldn’t bang a witch without a condom. That wouldn’t be the smartest thing to do, to put it mildly. Detective Mike should be ashamed of himself. Summary Bad … Continue Reading Bad Boys For Life – You A Pop-Pop
Well, at least they kept it short. Bad as everything truly was, they rightly made the movie as short as they could. Any more dreadful exposition and I probably would’ve … Continue Reading The Murder Of Nicole Brown Simpson – Easy As Pie
I understand the title has Gretel’s name as priority, but Hansel is still in the title too. It felt like only one was given mild development, and the other was … Continue Reading Gretel And Hansel – Finders Keepers
Thank God they decided to change the creature design of Sonic. If they kept it, we all basically know what would’ve happened. Summary Sonic The Hedgehog (2020) is directed by … Continue Reading Sonic The Hedgehog – Donut Lord And The Blue Blur
I‘ll admit, it was a bit hard reminding myself that I wasn’t looking at Tony Stark anymore. But, damn. Robert Downey Jr. basically merged that character with himself to the … Continue Reading Dolittle – Snitches Get Stitches, Man
Thank God they didn’t leave a cliffhanger. They favorably stuck to the premise and delivered the ending of this film wholeheartedly. Summary The Vast Of Night (2020) is directed by … Continue Reading The Vast Of Night – Everett, The Maverick Sloane
This merging of a fantasy and cop realm didn’t really pan out too well. Many flaws can be extracted from just the plot alone. Will Smith however makes up for … Continue Reading Bright – Fairy Lives Don’t Matter Today
It’s very imperative to be appreciative of the Land of Egelloc, as mentioned in this film. A place of mystery, curiosity, and hope. It’s where dreams come true, and fantasies … Continue Reading First Man – The Land Of Egelloc
Don’t bother trying to tie in all the theories that could be possible to make sense of the story overall. Your head is literally gonna start spinning from too much … Continue Reading The Cloverfield Paradox – Tell Them Not To Come Back!
Pete Davidson is a natural at dark comedy. He very easily flows humor with swiftness and nothing held back. Summary The King Of Staten Island (2020) is directed by Judd … Continue Reading The King Of Staten Island – Kermit Smoking A Joint
What did I just watch? What was the whole point of this? To show Matthew McConaughey caress a cat? And why was there frequent nut-grabbing between the characters? This movie … Continue Reading The Beach Bum – Players And Playettes
Think of it like this, it’s basically Snowden except without all the consequences of choosing to leak classified information. Adam Driver is practically excellent with any film he’s in, and … Continue Reading The Report – Where’s The Special Sauce?