Underwater – I Love Moonpies
Bravo. They actually managed to make a good January Horror movie for once. It’s about time time that happened. I don’t know what it is, but that month for some … Continue Reading Underwater – I Love Moonpies
Cats – Cat Got Your Tongue?
Yea, the first 5 minutes pretty much explained what everything else was gonna be like. A frightening cringe-fest of ugly CGI effects making ear-piercing musical vocal tones. Summary Cats (2019) … Continue Reading Cats – Cat Got Your Tongue?
Bad Boys For Life – You A Pop-Pop
I also wouldn’t bang a witch without a condom. That wouldn’t be the smartest thing to do, to put it mildly. Detective Mike should be ashamed of himself. Summary Bad … Continue Reading Bad Boys For Life – You A Pop-Pop
The Murder Of Nicole Brown Simpson – Easy As Pie
Well, at least they kept it short. Bad as everything truly was, they rightly made the movie as short as they could. Any more dreadful exposition and I probably would’ve … Continue Reading The Murder Of Nicole Brown Simpson – Easy As Pie
Gretel And Hansel – Finders Keepers
I understand the title has Gretel’s name as priority, but Hansel is still in the title too. It felt like only one was given mild development, and the other was … Continue Reading Gretel And Hansel – Finders Keepers
Sonic The Hedgehog – Donut Lord And The Blue Blur
Thank God they decided to change the creature design of Sonic. If they kept it, we all basically know what would’ve happened. Summary Sonic The Hedgehog (2020) is directed by … Continue Reading Sonic The Hedgehog – Donut Lord And The Blue Blur
Dolittle – Snitches Get Stitches, Man
I‘ll admit, it was a bit hard reminding myself that I wasn’t looking at Tony Stark anymore. But, damn. Robert Downey Jr. basically merged that character with himself to the … Continue Reading Dolittle – Snitches Get Stitches, Man
The Vast Of Night – Everett, The Maverick Sloane
Thank God they didn’t leave a cliffhanger. They favorably stuck to the premise and delivered the ending of this film wholeheartedly. Summary The Vast Of Night (2020) is directed by … Continue Reading The Vast Of Night – Everett, The Maverick Sloane
Bright – Fairy Lives Don’t Matter Today
This merging of a fantasy and cop realm didn’t really pan out too well. Many flaws can be extracted from just the plot alone. Will Smith however makes up for … Continue Reading Bright – Fairy Lives Don’t Matter Today
First Man – The Land Of Egelloc
It’s very imperative to be appreciative of the Land of Egelloc, as mentioned in this film. A place of mystery, curiosity, and hope. It’s where dreams come true, and fantasies … Continue Reading First Man – The Land Of Egelloc
The Cloverfield Paradox – Tell Them Not To Come Back!
Don’t bother trying to tie in all the theories that could be possible to make sense of the story overall. Your head is literally gonna start spinning from too much … Continue Reading The Cloverfield Paradox – Tell Them Not To Come Back!
The King Of Staten Island – Kermit Smoking A Joint
Pete Davidson is a natural at dark comedy. He very easily flows humor with swiftness and nothing held back. Summary The King Of Staten Island (2020) is directed by Judd … Continue Reading The King Of Staten Island – Kermit Smoking A Joint
The Beach Bum – Players And Playettes
What did I just watch? What was the whole point of this? To show Matthew McConaughey caress a cat? And why was there frequent nut-grabbing between the characters? This movie … Continue Reading The Beach Bum – Players And Playettes
The Report – Where’s The Special Sauce?
Think of it like this, it’s basically Snowden except without all the consequences of choosing to leak classified information. Adam Driver is practically excellent with any film he’s in, and … Continue Reading The Report – Where’s The Special Sauce?
I Am Mother – It’s Just A Matter Of Time
I don’t know what it is, but hearing Rose Byrne’s voice coming from a seemingly caring robot gave me weird vibes. Nevertheless, she still managed to sound covertly mysterious with … Continue Reading I Am Mother – It’s Just A Matter Of Time
Avengement – Cheers, Guys
Whoa. I was deftly surprised with the fight sequences. They were undoubtedly the moments that made everything stand out. If there’s one thing I know for certain, I wouldn’t wanna … Continue Reading Avengement – Cheers, Guys
