Adam: “Remember, I have no soul.” Gideon: “God will surely damn you.” Adam: “He already did.” Me: “You got 30 minutes left, come on let’s pick it up already.” Summary … Continue Reading I, Frankenstein – Descend In Pain, Demon
Just like the main character with the main house, I had a strange feeling I should have left this film the second I went into it. It would have been … Continue Reading You Should Have Left – God Damn Nightmares
In case you were wondering, No, the typical Vietnam helicopter scene doesn’t play Creedence Clearwater Revival’s Fortunate Son in this one. They do include Marvin Gaye’s music though, which I … Continue Reading Da 5 Bloods – We Ain’t No International Criminals, You Dig?
Colin Farrell should feel lucky to have finished his role in only about 3 days. Any more, and his performance would have become as ridiculous and dumb as everyone else’s. … Continue Reading Artemis Fowl – Top O’ The Mornin’
Jake Gyllenhaal, with all his other commendable film works, shows us what it takes for someone to keep on pushing through adversity and never give up. Brought down by tragic … Continue Reading Southpaw – He Took Some Advil, He Can’t See His Kid
The Oasis is an enchantingly alluring world I would play in all day. With the ability to be whatever and whoever you want, and travel to any place, I imagine … Continue Reading Ready Player One – World-Changing And Adventurous
This movie ended up “flat-lining” at the box office, deservedly so. I can’t think of a better way to waste your time than by watching this. You’ll feel like you … Continue Reading Flatliners – It’s Nice To Meet You, Mrs. Manning
There was not a single moment in this movie where I had a chance to breathe. Once the disaster started, it sped up and snowballed into a catastrophe nightmare that … Continue Reading Deepwater Horizon – Intense And Nerve-Racking
I don’t have a Scottish accent, and if I tried to impersonate one it would most likely come out jokingly stupid. Watching this Family Animation however reinvigorated a drive in … Continue Reading Brave – Will-O-Wisps For Days
Some of the scenes in this movie were so savage and cutting-edge I had to take a break for a bit. If you’ve never known what it’s like to be … Continue Reading The Grey – Live And Die On This Day
If Star-Lord was real and challenged me to a dance-off, I would 100% in the blink of an eye accept that challenge. Not just to beat him though, but also … Continue Reading Guardians Of The Galaxy – Dance Off, Bro. Me And You
“Fantasies are a lot like dreams. You rarely remember the details, but you always remember how they make you feel.” – Mr Roarke (Fantasy Island) And that’s exactly what this … Continue Reading Fantasy Island – The Fantasy Must Reach Its Natural Conclusion
Surprisingly, my negative expectations of this movie due to its over reliance on a CGI animal were actually subverted the second I was introduced to Buck. Now I feel like … Continue Reading The Call Of The Wild – Mush!
The dysfunctional and bickering Zombie team from 2009 is back at it again kicking ass and slaying zombies. With entertaining dark comedy and fantastic action sequences, anyone can sit back … Continue Reading Zombieland: Double Tap – Homers, Hawkings, And Ninjas
Just like Toy Story and The Incredibles, Pixar once again excels at reconnecting that warm childhood spirit in every single one of us. Onward (2020) is an ideal, homely, and … Continue Reading Onward – With Two And A Half Men
Alcoholism can be a very arduous addiction for someone to overcome. Ben Affleck, himself being someone who has a background history of struggling with alcohol, shows us exactly how that … Continue Reading The Way Back – Inspiring And Captivating